Author*Offgrid Homesteader*Female Veteran*Health and Fitness*Mental Health Advocate
Feather-Tail Acres Merch
Homestead
All merch designs pertaining to the homestead. Designs will be cycled through.
TYPES of Merch Available
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Custom orders accepted as well. Most are the same price as our standard offerings.
Your Food
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People forget where their food comes from. This helps remind them.
Feater-Tail Acres
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Homestead Logo (pigs)
Missing Person
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Pigs will eat almost anything
Don't piss me off
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The first pig I processed was over 300lbs. If you think you're more capable than a 300lb pig feel free to try it.
Homesteaders
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Homesteaders are constantly considering and talking about birds of all types.
Feather-Tail Acres triangle
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Homestead logo (sleek)
Offgrid
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People are exhausting so just move offgrid
Military
All merch targeted to military life and humor.
Lieutenants (front)
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Lieutenant lost while the LCpl and Sgt wait for them
Lieutenants (back)
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Rank doesn't correlate with intelligence or capability.
Crayon flavor (1)
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Crayon flavor - gummy version
I survived
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At some point just surviving the military is an accomplishment
Deny, Deny, Reaccuse
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If someone accuses you of something, deny it. If they continue, deny again. If they still don't believe you, accuse someone else.
Service Members
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When you're able to say stupid shit without dying thank a service member.
Sucks to Suck
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Literally what was ingrained into us since the day we signed on the dotted line.
Dream it (front)
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Follow your dreams...
Dream it (back)
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...but if you're like me... this is not the dream we're talking about.
Crayon flavor (2)
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I like the blue ones
Mental Health
Merch related to Mental Health
Alone
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Silent while suffering is a trademark of the "Strong One"
Break The Cycle (front)
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Traumatizing the next generation is a cycle.
Break The Cycle (back)
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But breaking that is unfortunately up to us and it comes with its own set of trauma, but it's better than keeping the cycle going
Life hurts
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Life sucks but tattoos makes it better
Don't Care
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When people try to tell you what they think you can remind you that you don't care
Chains
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Break the literal and metaphorical chains that hold you.
Narcissist (front)
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Growing up with a narcissist will have you questioning everything
Narcissist (back)
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Growing up with a narcissist will have you questioning everything
I survived (front)
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Surviving is sometimes the only thing we can hope for.
Long story short (back)
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The wars we fight are sometimes invisible but we are meant to win them.
You can't fix them
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Sometimes watching them heal and waiting for them is the best we can do.
Funny/other
Dark humor complete with adult language because we don't get offended here.
It's the Trauma
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When you get humor from your trauma
Go Fuck Yourself
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When people piss you off and you're tired of their shit
Sucks to Suck
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What you tell someone when they complain about dumb shit.
Oh look a puppy
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If you see a puppy whether it's nice or not and stop to pet it...
Fun facts
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Fun facts are usually fun but sometimes they're a little disturbing
No
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When a No is enough and all you feel like saying
You're offended
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When someone gets offended by shit out of their control... also available in red and black.
Fucks
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All out of fucks to give and I don't care.
Designs can be made into tees, hoodies, keychains, bookmarks, tanks, sweats, etc. Just ask.